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Part 5: Where Children Teleported to Mars (and Probably Didn’t Even Get a Sticker)

Part 5: Where Children Teleported to Mars (and Probably Didn’t Even Get a Sticker)

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Part 5: Where Children Teleported to Mars (and Probably Didn’t Even Get a Sticker)
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So, imagine it’s 1968.
Your parents just dropped you off for summer camp. You’re expecting popsicles and dodgeball.
Instead, a man in a DARPA lab coat leans down and says:

“Okay, Timmy. Step into this light tunnel and don’t think too hard about where you land.”

Congratulations. You’re now part of Project Pegasus.

Project Pegasus is the name of an alleged black-budget, time-travel-slash-teleportation program run by DARPA in the late 1960s and early ‘70s.

It allegedly involved:

  • Teleportation across vast distances

  • Interdimensional travel

  • Children as experimental travelers

  • And casual “Bring Your Kid to Mars Day” energy

Because apparently the U.S. government looked at kindergarteners and said:

“They’ll handle the space-time continuum just fine.”

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